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DSM 782
Sure... Martha Stewart grows her own corn, probably weaves her own linen sheets, and she's like - a gazillionaire... (Inside) ...and the rest of us have a sex life.
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DSM 778
"Oh, yes, I do believe it's true: we have been a bit hard on men of late - after all, many of them are such delightful creatures..." (Inside) "Alas, isn't it just a pity so few of them are worth shaving our legs for."
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DSM 766
"Oh, don't waste any more time looking for a sensitive, honest, financially secure, emotionally stable man with a cute butt..." (Inside) "Most of them already have a boyfriend."
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DSM 716
Since ladies neither belch, nor snore, nor pass gas... (Inside) We simply must nag, or we'll blow up!
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DSM 706
It's true... (Inside) "I have all too often found sex to be an unnecessary, gratuitous behavior whose ultimate redemptive and reciprocal qualities seldom suffice as a satisfactory form of stress release, and therefore leave one craving chocolate. In...
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DSM 838
So, what is the absolute sexiest position in which a woman could hope to find a man? (Inside) Vacuuming.
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DSM 404
"Okay, Madge...picture this: ...me...on the couch...naked...waiting for Henry in my 'love dress'... "So, Martha... what happened next?" (Inside) "Well, Henry said... '...your love dress needs ironing, Martha... so, what's for supper?'"
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DSM 884
"Ever since I've gone into denial..." (Inside) "Well, I just feel terrific!"
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DSM 870
"I just think you can't say that I'm nagging..." (Inside) "...especially since I'm always right."
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DSM 874
Some days are just a total waste of makeup. (Inside) So how are you?
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DSM 890
"Well, he did seem to have a lot of potential..." (Inside) "...and I'm sure I'll always cherish the misconceptions I had of him."
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DSM 828A
Support hose, hot flashes, mood swings... (Inside) ...bunions, thinning hair, cataracts, "sagging everything," cellulite, liver spots... we just have so darn much to look forward to!
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Women's Humor
• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA