Humor

DSM 1300

We were just discussing the Life Cycle of Men... (Inside) They're born. They're wrong. They die.

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DSM 1307

Frankly, I think our friends are God's way of apologizing for some of the relatives we got. Inside Blank

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DSM 873

A Woman's Prayer: I ask for... Wisdom, to understand my man; Love, to forgive him; and Patience for his moods; (Inside) "Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I may just beat that man to death. Amen."

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DSM 880

"Masquerading as a normal person...day, after day, after day..." (Inside) "...well, it's just exhausting."

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DSM3440B - Women's Humor Card

"The girls from the steno pool would often lunch together in the park, occasionally dreaming of a man who shares their muli-tasking skills at things like cooking and changing diapers, and..." (Inside) "Then they would wake up...

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DSM3422 - Women's Humor Card

"Oh, I suppose chasing around after a cute Boy Toy now and then is a nice enough diversion..." (Inside) "...but there's just nothing like a man of any age who can do his own laundry." • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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DSM1904 - Humor Card

"Dear Stress, I'm sorry, but this just isn't working for me anymore... You're too high maintenance, so I want to break up." (Inside) "Me." • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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DSM3312B - Humor Card

"In some recent survey supposedly a majority of women admitted they were a nicer person on a "Good Hair Day"... (Inside) "Yah, well, I think all those survey people can Kiss my Great Aunt Fanny's fanny." • Made in the USA...

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DSM3336D - Humor Card

"After taking the morning off from the factory, MaryLou grabs a quick snooze on a park bench while imagining..." (Inside) "...a world in which no man is ever born allergic to vacuum cleaners and dish soap."

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DSM 1819

In the Beginning, God promised men that good and obedient wives could be found in all the four corners of the earth. (Inside) And then He made the world round; and He laughed, and He laughed...and He laughed.

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DSM 1980

It's said that you can tell a lot about a woman by her hands... (Inside) For instance, if they're placed firmly around your neck... she could be a little upset.

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DSM 1909

Decades of dedicated research yield fascinating findings: A man's idea of the Perfect Woman: 38-24-36 A woman's idea of the Perfect Man: (Inside)

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