Humor

DSM 1300

We were just discussing the Life Cycle of Men... (Inside) They're born. They're wrong. They die.

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DSM 1307

Frankly, I think our friends are God's way of apologizing for some of the relatives we got. Inside Blank

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DSM 873

A Woman's Prayer: I ask for... Wisdom, to understand my man; Love, to forgive him; and Patience for his moods; (Inside) "Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I may just beat that man to death. Amen."

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DSM 880

"Masquerading as a normal person...day, after day, after day..." (Inside) "...well, it's just exhausting."

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DSM3809-V - Women's Humor Card

(Front) "Oh, Hi, yeah... so, I was wondering if I were to eat something with a whole lotta calories, but I'm hiding in a closet when I eat it..." (Inside) "...would it still be considering fattening?" • Made in the USA...

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DSM3827-V - Women's Humor Card

(Front) Oh, yes, everybody at the funeral heard Jane's tearful report about Fred's multiple affairs before he died. And now we're discussing what we might do in her place..." (Inside) "Well, I don't know about you, Pearl, but I'd dig up...

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DSM3832-V - Women's Humor Card

(Front) "I'm quite serious, Alice: Your Ben will do just about anything you want him to do." (Inside) "Yes... well as long as he thinks it was his idea." • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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DSM3747-Z - Women's Humor Card

(Front) "Seriously? You really need me to explain multi-tasking? It's why men can't have babies." (Inside) "...because the poor dears could never manage to push AND scream all at the same time." • Made in the USA...

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DSM3764-Z - Women's Humor Card

(Front) "So, that's when I had to tell her you know, that Linda person? Well, it really was kinder to just say... (Inside) "...the truth about that outfit. Don't you think? Besides which, there's so much more I could have said...

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DSM3650-W - Humor Card

(Front) ...lots of new recipes in here today... Harvey really likes a homemade meal every night. What are you making for Tom?" (Inside) "Well, according to my motto, probably a can of soup. Remember? if the microwave is involved.....

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DSM3440B - Women's Humor Card

"The girls from the steno pool would often lunch together in the park, occasionally dreaming of a man who shares their muli-tasking skills at things like cooking and changing diapers, and..." (Inside) "Then they would wake up...

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DSM3422 - Women's Humor Card

"Oh, I suppose chasing around after a cute Boy Toy now and then is a nice enough diversion..." (Inside) "...but there's just nothing like a man of any age who can do his own laundry." • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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