A Woman's Prayer: I ask for... Wisdom, to understand my man; Love, to forgive him; and Patience for his moods;
"Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I may just beat that man to death. Amen."
...lots of new recipes in here today...
Harvey really likes a homemade meal
every night. What are you
making for Tom?"
"Well, according to my motto,
probably a can of soup.
Remember? if the microwave
"The girls from the steno pool would often
lunch together in the park, occasionally
dreaming of a man who shares their
muli-tasking skills at things like
cooking and changing diapers, and..."
"Then they would wake up...
"Oh, I suppose chasing around after
a cute Boy Toy now and then
is a nice enough diversion..."
"...but there's just nothing like
a man of any age
who can do his own laundry."
• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
"In some recent survey
supposedly a majority of women
admitted they were a nicer person
on a "Good Hair Day"...
"Yah, well, I think all those
survey people can Kiss
my Great Aunt Fanny's fanny."
• Made in the USA...
"After taking the morning off
from the factory, MaryLou
grabs a quick snooze on a
park bench while imagining..."
"...a world in which
no man is ever born
allergic to vacuum cleaners
and dish soap."
In the Beginning, God promised men that good and obedient wives could be found in all the four corners of the earth.
And then He made the world round; and He laughed, and He laughed...and He laughed.