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DSM 778
"Oh, yes, I do believe it's true: we have been a bit hard on men of late - after all, many of them are such delightful creatures..." (Inside) "Alas, isn't it just a pity so few of them are worth shaving our legs for."
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DSM 766
"Oh, don't waste any more time looking for a sensitive, honest, financially secure, emotionally stable man with a cute butt..." (Inside) "Most of them already have a boyfriend."
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DSM 761
"Grammy says that relatives and fish stink after three days..." (Inside) "But Grampa says most of the time it don't take that long."
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DSM 740
"Alimony..." (Inside) "It's a good thing."
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DSM 739
"I had me a wife once..." (Inside) "Then her husband come and took her home."
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DSM 735
For centuries now... (Inside) ...beer has been helping homely people to find love.
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DSM 728
Farming tips...? Well, I guess I'd recommend you don't never try to teach pigs to dance. First off, it's a pure waste of time. (Inside) And second; well, second off, it really annoys them pigs.
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DSM 758
"Oh, I heartily agree with your opinion of football, Millie..." (Inside) "...you give them each their own football and they'll quit fighting over the fool thing and come home."
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DSM 839
I certainly don't suffer from insanity... (Inside) ...I enjoy every single minute of it!!
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DSM 862
There are 3 kinds of men: Those who learn by reading, the few who learn by observation... (Inside) And the rest? Well, they just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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DSM 840
"Personally, I think that before a man is tempted to criticize his wife..." (Inside) "...he should remember that it may have been those worrisome 'defects' that prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married."
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DSM 718
"Oh, the shame of it! Years of holiday dinners, 337 blue ribbons at State Fair, recipes and techniques passed on to five generations, and now... Martha Stewart has just said (and on national television, mind you), that I have been doing it all wrong...
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• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA