Humor

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 1525

    "As women, we are all familiar with the saying: '...that which does not kill me will only make me stronger...'" (Inside) "But personally, I feel like... '...that which does not kill me usually makes me feel anxious, bitchy, needy and vulnerable...'...

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  • DSM 1535

    "So, tell the truth: Is it me, or has the whole world become a festival of idiots!" (Inside) Oh...

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  • DSM 1542

    I swear... if one more charity calls asking for used clothing for the starving, I just might tell them the truth... (Inside) ...anybody who can fit into my clothes... AIN'T STARVING!

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  • DSM 1640

    So, I was just wondering... do you think this hat makes my butt look big? (Inside) Oh...

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  • DSM 1643

    Behold... the many lovely faces of You... (Inside) (darn shame they're all your age) HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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  • DSM 1651

    Feelin' kind blue? Need a little pick-me-up? (Inside) Well, you just never, EVER underestimate the awesome power of pitchin' a good, old-fashioned Hissy Fit!!!

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  • DSM 1659

    Oh, get over yourself! You heard what I said, "_ _ _ T HAPPENS!" (Inside) Yes, that's right... "D U S T HAPPENS!" Deal with it.

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  • DSM 1727

    Since it's your birthday, I guess you can "do/think/feel/say" pretty much whatever you want. (Inside) As for me... well, I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell her to tell me to do. It's just easier that way. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the...

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  • DSM 1736

    Dear Lord, I need some help with patience; and I probably need a little help with finances... (Inside) ...but most of all, Lord, please help me to accept the many, many things that can't be fixed at the salon.

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  • DSM 1750

    It seems to be coming from everywhere! Doctors, the media... Fitness, Fitness, FITNESS!! (Inside) I am certainly not in any shape to be exercising!!!

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  • DSM 1767

    Chocolate... now that's the answer! (Inside) (who gives a crap what the question is!!!)

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