Humor

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 782

    DSM 782

    Sure... Martha Stewart grows her own corn, probably weaves her own linen sheets, and she's like - a gazillionaire... (Inside) ...and the rest of us have a sex life.

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  • DSM 783

    DSM 783

    "Oh, Helen... It was such a shock to hear the doctor say that if your Herbert doesn't make love at least three times a day - he'll die." (Inside) "I know, Dear, we'll all miss him."

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  • DSM 787

    DSM 787

    "My mom insists that she's not getting fat..." (Inside) "She says that she has become a Cellulite Enthusiast."

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  • DSM 793

    DSM 793

    "So that's when I said... and while you're at it..." (Inside) ...You can just kiss the other side, too."

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  • DSM 796

    DSM 796

    In a world without men, there would be no football or crime... (Inside) ...and lots of pudgy, happy women who never felt compelled to shave their legs.

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  • DSM 804

    DSM 804

    "Just so you know - I'm really a size 10..." (Inside) "I just keep it covered up with fat so it never gets dusty or scratched Really."

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  • DSM 809

    DSM 809

    "Well, you know what they say..." (Inside) "...if Mamma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. And if Papa ain't happy? Well, ain't nobody really cares."

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  • DSM 820A

    DSM 820A

    What's a gal to do when she finds her "ex" writing on the ground in terrible agony? (Inside) Well, DUHHH!! Shoot him again!

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  • DSM 828A

    DSM 828A

    Support hose, hot flashes, mood swings... (Inside) ...bunions, thinning hair, cataracts, "sagging everything," cellulite, liver spots... we just have so darn much to look forward to!

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