Humor

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 1750

    DSM 1750

    It seems to be coming from everywhere! Doctors, the media... Fitness, Fitness, FITNESS!! (Inside) I am certainly not in any shape to be exercising!!!

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  • DSM 1820

    DSM 1820

    I hate to admit it, but I can actually remember a day when I didn't bitch or nag, or even whine about anything. (Inside) But come to think of it, it was just that one day... and then I got married.

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  • DSM 1822

    DSM 1822

    Important Tips for Every Woman: •Find a man who will gladly help with housework and will keep a job. •Find a man who makes you laugh. •Find a man you can count on and who won't lie to you. •Find a man who loves you and will spoil you...

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  • DSM 1823

    DSM 1823

    "Mirror, Mirror, on the wall... Please make him rich and make him tall..." (Inside) "...and make him fun to be with, and smart, and handsome, and sexy, and sensitive, and loving, and kind to animals, and a good cook, and a great father, and no video...

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  • DSM 2552

    DSM 2552

    "My husband said if I don't stop spending so much money and gas and time on grocery shopping and cooking, we might just have to eat out more often." (Inside) "The unreasonable brute!" - "Yes, isn't it just amazing how generous they can be when they...

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  • DSM 2553

    DSM 2553

    Sometimes I feel like I'm in a perpetual state of disappointment... My reasonably low expectations and needs are seldom met, while one monotonous day just blends into the next, and tomorrow doesn't look very promising, either... (Inside) So, is a...

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  • DSM 2555

    DSM 2555

    My "Bible Studies" often leave me looking rather well polished. (Inside) And yes, I do believe the fun had during this dishonesty is well worth my punishment in the afterlife. • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 3022

    DSM 3022

    "Sometimes, I'm really grateful that people can't hear what I'm thinking..."    (Inside) Because I might be unemployed or divorced, or on my way to jail for plotting murder".   • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 3040

    DSM 3040

    "Oh, you're absolutely right, Trudy, it is a darned good thing that men don't give birth..."    (Inside) "...given their inherent inability to multitask, there's simply no way that any man could push and scream at the same time...

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  • DSM 3076

    DSM 3076

    It's just one of those funny things people say... "You know, you can go to hell for lying about your age..."   (Inside) But don't you worry: I'm driving that bus, so I'll save you a seat! (us girls gotta stick together) HAPPY...

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  • DSM 402

    DSM 402

    "It's been discussed and it's been decided..." (Inside) "You'd better shape up or you're going right straight to heck."

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