Humor

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 1727

    DSM 1727

    Since it's your birthday, I guess you can "do/think/feel/say" pretty much whatever you want. (Inside) As for me... well, I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell her to tell me to do. It's just easier that way. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the...

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  • DSM 1736

    DSM 1736

    Dear Lord, I need some help with patience; and I probably need a little help with finances... (Inside) ...but most of all, Lord, please help me to accept the many, many things that can't be fixed at the salon.

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  • DSM 1750

    DSM 1750

    It seems to be coming from everywhere! Doctors, the media... Fitness, Fitness, FITNESS!! (Inside) I am certainly not in any shape to be exercising!!!

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  • DSM 1820

    DSM 1820

    I hate to admit it, but I can actually remember a day when I didn't bitch or nag, or even whine about anything. (Inside) But come to think of it, it was just that one day... and then I got married.

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  • DSM 1822

    DSM 1822

    Important Tips for Every Woman: •Find a man who will gladly help with housework and will keep a job. •Find a man who makes you laugh. •Find a man you can count on and who won't lie to you. •Find a man who loves you and will spoil you...

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  • DSM 1823

    DSM 1823

    "Mirror, Mirror, on the wall... Please make him rich and make him tall..." (Inside) "...and make him fun to be with, and smart, and handsome, and sexy, and sensitive, and loving, and kind to animals, and a good cook, and a great father, and no video...

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  • DSM 2552

    DSM 2552

    "My husband said if I don't stop spending so much money and gas and time on grocery shopping and cooking, we might just have to eat out more often." (Inside) "The unreasonable brute!" - "Yes, isn't it just amazing how generous they can be when they...

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  • DSM 2553

    DSM 2553

    Sometimes I feel like I'm in a perpetual state of disappointment... My reasonably low expectations and needs are seldom met, while one monotonous day just blends into the next, and tomorrow doesn't look very promising, either... (Inside) So, is a...

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  • DSM 2555

    DSM 2555

    My "Bible Studies" often leave me looking rather well polished. (Inside) And yes, I do believe the fun had during this dishonesty is well worth my punishment in the afterlife. • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 3022

    DSM 3022

    "Sometimes, I'm really grateful that people can't hear what I'm thinking..."    (Inside) Because I might be unemployed or divorced, or on my way to jail for plotting murder".   • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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