Birthdays

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 1409

    DSM 1409

    Sure hope you're not feeling like I did on my last birthday, tired, grumpy, listless, old... (Inside) I think we need diamonds. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1504

    DSM 1504

    "We've always agreed... we absolutely, completely, totally and unequivocally refuse to get any older." (Inside) "Instead, we are allowing our youth to recede gracefully as time goes by." (and certainly without yearly documentation) HAPPY BIRTHDAY,...

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  • DSM 1509

    DSM 1509

    It was old Shakespeare himself who said... "With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come." (Inside) Yeah, well; #1 - He was a man. #2 - He's dead. Wrinkles be damned!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1543

    DSM 1543

    ...everybody's beautiful on the inside... ...it's your birthday... (Inside) "dance nekked" HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1602

    DSM 1602

    Okay, Okay... I forgot your Birthday. I'm really, really sorry. (Inside) But oh, how I wish I could forget a few of mine. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1633

    DSM 1633

    I'm just saying... If stress burned calories, we'd all be a Size '2'. (Inside) But alas... HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1634

    DSM 1634

    My Mamma always said... "If you got it, flaunt it. If you ain't got it, sell it." (Inside) And if you've got it, but you can't remember where you put it, then HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1650

    DSM 1650

    A recent article in some stupid medical journal advises that 30 minutes of exercise every day can extend your life. (Inside) So, by my calculation, by the time we're about 85 years old we'll be able to spend 5 additional months in a nursing home at...

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  • DSM 1652

    DSM 1652

    "Not all who wander are lost." (Inside) Although many of them have recently celebrated a birthday. (watch yourself) HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1653

    DSM 1653

    A tiny piece of advice for your upcoming Birthday: Don't tell anybody your new age this year. (Inside) Instead, say you'll be 29 (again) with years (and years and years) of experience. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1656

    DSM 1656

    For your Birthday I wish you equal measures of hope, and peace and love. But most of all... I hope you dance. (Inside) Cha-Cha, Tango, Frug, Jerk, Mash Potato, Square Dance... Ah, heck, just go wild!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA •...

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