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DSM 1408
There is something very important I want to share with you about growing older... (Inside) Oh, CRAP!! (I totally spaced what I was going to tell you...) HAPPY BIRTHDAY, anyway• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1200
"There's lots of things that grown-ups just don't understand..." (Inside) "...but nobody needs to worry about that with you, 'cuz now that you're an old fart you understand just about everything!" HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled...
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DSM 1114
Somebody's having a birthday - which means they're another year older, maybe a little deeper in debt, with a few more wrinkles and maybe some more gray hairs, too... (Inside) ...really sucks to be you, don't it? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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DSM 1404
An attempt was made to figure out what you must have done in your life to get that old... (Inside) ...and shame, shame on you!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1403
The bad news is, it's your birthday again and you're old. But the good news is... (Inside) ...there's no more bad news! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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DSM 1341
Thank you very much, but I am wearing my 'Big Girl Panties'... (Inside) ...it's just that sometimes they bunch up and make me look fat. I hate that. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1331
It is, after all, your birthday, so do what you want. And if anyone gives you a hard time about being old... (Inside) ...you just hit 'em with your cane. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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DSM 1350
Getting to that stage in life when you aren't as active as you used to be? (Inside) (well, except for your bladder) HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1312
Would'a called to wish you a Happy Birthday, "butt"... (Inside) ...kinda figured you might be busy celebrating. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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DSM 1401
Here it is your birthday, and you're umpteen some odd years old! (Inside) (and we know that some of those years were a little 'odder' than others, don't we?) HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1509
It was old Shakespeare himself who said... "With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come." (Inside) Yeah, well; #1 - He was a man. #2 - He's dead. Wrinkles be damned!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1508
"I remembered that you didn't want to celebrate your birthdays anymore..." (Inside) "However, I am currently disinclined to acquiesce to your request." SO, HA, HA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Birthdays
• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA