Birthdays

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 1916

    DSM 1916

    Recent studies have resulted in a redefined definition of success: (Inside) Success at 3 years old = not piddling your pants; 13 = having a friend 16 7/8 = having a drivers license 21 = getting to drink legally 35 = having money in the bank 50 =...

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  • DSM 836

    DSM 836

    "Now, Clara, don't you agree that sex is much better than cake?" (Inside) "...what kind of cake?"HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1971

    DSM 1971

    Congratulations! You just got another year older and you haven't become one of those CRAZY OLD CAT LADIES... (Inside) Yet. Happy Birthday• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 867

    DSM 867

    It's time to put our "Big Girl Panties" on and just deal with it... (Inside) ...after all, it's just another Birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM1610A

    DSM1610A

    Every year about this time the Birthday Fairy leaves her lovely gifts of gray roots, creaky joints, and spotty memory. Inside: Vindictive Bitch. Happy Birthday

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  • DSM 1977

    DSM 1977

    Sometimes it seems like the older I get... (Inside) ...the better I was! Happy Birthday• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1511

    DSM 1511

    "So, can you remember when pills weren't one of your major food groups?" (Inside) "Neither can I." HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1530

    DSM 1530

    You and Me... We're gonna be friends until we're old and senile! (Inside) ...and then we'll be NEW friends. How great is that!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM1610

    DSM1610

    Every year about this time, the Birthday Fairy leaves her lovely gifts of gray roots, creaky joints, and spotty memory. (Inside) Vindictive old Bat. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1946

    DSM 1946

    The definition of Irreplaceable: (Inside) You! Happy Birthday• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1991

    DSM 1991

    If you don't tell... (Inside) I won't. Happy Birthday, my dearest friend • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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