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DSM 1231
"Some women are born to shop, while others are born to be rich. Still others are born to be beautiful..." (Inside) "...but me, I was just born to bitch!"
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DSM 1244
"I am not sulking..." (Inside) "...I'm just settin' here lookin' like I'm sulking."
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DSM 1277
Don't you sometimes get the urge... (Inside) ...to just reach out and TOUCH someone?
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DSM 1245
"I don't think I'm all the way crazy yet..." (Inside) "...my sanity's just frayed a little bit around the edges."
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DSM 1248
You just know you're having a bad day... (Inside) ...when the face in your mirror looks just like the photo on your drivers license!
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DSM 1104
"Well, bless her heart, I suppose the poor girl can't help being ugly..." (Inside) "...but then, she could have stayed home."
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DSM 1342
When considering all the bumps along the 'Road of Life'... (Inside) ...it's actually really nice to be 'well-cushioned'.
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DSM 1338
Recent studies revealed that the kind of man a woman finds attractive can differ, depending upon the time of the month... (Inside) For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged, masculine features. However, if she is in the...
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DSM 1423
Bad day? Car quit? Dog ran off? Milk's gone bad? Your best friend moved far, far away? Bummer. (Inside) Well, whadya say... you and me... a little cake and a good cry!
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DSM 1422
Yeah, it's me... the freakin' Happiness Fairy... and I just sprinkled some Happy Dust on you. (Inside) So, smile already... this Happy Fairy Dust crap is expensive, and I have other people who need cheering up.
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DSM 1525
"As women, we are all familiar with the saying: '...that which does not kill me will only make me stronger...'" (Inside) "But personally, I feel like... '...that which does not kill me usually makes me feel anxious, bitchy, needy and vulnerable...'...
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DSM 1542
I swear... if one more charity calls asking for used clothing for the starving, I just might tell them the truth... (Inside) ...anybody who can fit into my clothes... AIN'T STARVING!
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• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA