Humor

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 406

    Oh, sure... Back then I could eat chocolate: (Inside) But now, I just rub it on my thighs. (well, that's where it always ends up)

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  • DSM 432

    PSST! (Inside) You know... No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat. Oh, they're very unrepentant.

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  • DSM 706

    It's true... (Inside) "I have all too often found sex to be an unnecessary, gratuitous behavior whose ultimate redemptive and reciprocal qualities seldom suffice as a satisfactory form of stress release, and therefore leave one craving chocolate. In...

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  • DSM 711A

    While at Catholic Academy, we received an excellent education and we learned the value of discipline. But most of all... (Inside) ...we learned to love the taste of soap.

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  • DSM 713

    "Good Heavens, Madge; I just can't believe you have to ask why I'm on two diets now!" (Inside) "Because I didn't get enough to eat on just one!"

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  • DSM 716

    Since ladies neither belch, nor snore, nor pass gas... (Inside) We simply must nag, or we'll blow up!

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  • DSM 718

    "Oh, the shame of it! Years of holiday dinners, 337 blue ribbons at State Fair, recipes and techniques passed on to five generations, and now... Martha Stewart has just said (and on national television, mind you), that I have been doing it all wrong...

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  • DSM 728

    Farming tips...? Well, I guess I'd recommend you don't never try to teach pigs to dance. First off, it's a pure waste of time. (Inside) And second; well, second off, it really annoys them pigs.

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