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DSM 839
I certainly don't suffer from insanity... (Inside) ...I enjoy every single minute of it!!
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DSM 711A
While at Catholic Academy, we received an excellent education and we learned the value of discipline. But most of all... (Inside) ...we learned to love the taste of soap.
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DSM 881
"I used to be very skinny (and unhappy)..." (Inside) "And now? Well, let's just say I'm very, very happy."
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DSM 884
"Ever since I've gone into denial..." (Inside) "Well, I just feel terrific!"
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DSM 820A
What's a gal to do when she finds her "ex" writing on the ground in terrible agony? (Inside) Well, DUHHH!! Shoot him again!
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DSM 895
"The world sure has changed..." (Inside) "...back in our day, 'safe sex' meant not getting caught by your parents."
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DSM 1542
I swear... if one more charity calls asking for used clothing for the starving, I just might tell them the truth... (Inside) ...anybody who can fit into my clothes... AIN'T STARVING!
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DSM 1414
Believe it on not, there are places in the world where big butts and cellulite are considered to be sexy... (Inside) Oh, Happy Day! Somewhere, there's a place for us!
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DSM 775
So it's your birthday again. Well, here's my gift to you: While it takes 42 muscles to frown, it only takes 4 muscles... (Inside) ...to reach out and bitch-slap someone across the room for still looking as good as you do. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!• Made...
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DSM 712A
Oh, now don't go getting your drawers all in a dither, your panties in a pucker, or your knickers in a knot... (Inside) It's just another birthday... and you look fabulous! HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1236
Suppose you got old and got senile? Suppose nobody even noticed? (Inside) I didn't!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1046
If it's true that "a clean house is the sign of a dull woman..." (Inside) ...well, then I guess I must be one heck of a hell-raisin', ass-kickin', 'been around the block' kinda woman of the world! Housework is Evil!!!
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• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA