Women's Humor

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 809

    DSM 809

    "Well, you know what they say..." (Inside) "...if Mamma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. And if Papa ain't happy? Well, ain't nobody really cares."

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  • DSM 820A

    DSM 820A

    What's a gal to do when she finds her "ex" writing on the ground in terrible agony? (Inside) Well, DUHHH!! Shoot him again!

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  • DSM 828A

    DSM 828A

    Support hose, hot flashes, mood swings... (Inside) ...bunions, thinning hair, cataracts, "sagging everything," cellulite, liver spots... we just have so darn much to look forward to!

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  • DSM 838

    DSM 838

    So, what is the absolute sexiest position in which a woman could hope to find a man? (Inside) Vacuuming.

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  • DSM 870

    DSM 870

    "I just think you can't say that I'm nagging..." (Inside) "...especially since I'm always right."

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  • DSM 890

    DSM 890

    "Well, he did seem to have a lot of potential..." (Inside) "...and I'm sure I'll always cherish the misconceptions I had of him."

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  • DSM 1046

    DSM 1046

    If it's true that "a clean house is the sign of a dull woman..." (Inside) ...well, then I guess I must be one heck of a hell-raisin', ass-kickin', 'been around the block' kinda woman of the world! Housework is Evil!!!

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