Women's Humor

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 1750

    DSM 1750

    It seems to be coming from everywhere! Doctors, the media... Fitness, Fitness, FITNESS!! (Inside) I am certainly not in any shape to be exercising!!!

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  • DSM 1822

    DSM 1822

    Important Tips for Every Woman: •Find a man who will gladly help with housework and will keep a job. •Find a man who makes you laugh. •Find a man you can count on and who won't lie to you. •Find a man who loves you and will spoil you...

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  • DSM 404

    DSM 404

    "Okay, Madge...picture this: ...me...on the couch...naked...waiting for Henry in my 'love dress'... "So, Martha... what happened next?" (Inside) "Well, Henry said... '...your love dress needs ironing, Martha... so, what's for supper?'"

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  • DSM 706

    DSM 706

    It's true... (Inside) "I have all too often found sex to be an unnecessary, gratuitous behavior whose ultimate redemptive and reciprocal qualities seldom suffice as a satisfactory form of stress release, and therefore leave one craving chocolate. In...

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  • DSM 716

    DSM 716

    Since ladies neither belch, nor snore, nor pass gas... (Inside) We simply must nag, or we'll blow up!

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  • DSM 766

    DSM 766

    "Oh, don't waste any more time looking for a sensitive, honest, financially secure, emotionally stable man with a cute butt..." (Inside) "Most of them already have a boyfriend."

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  • DSM 778

    DSM 778

    "Oh, yes, I do believe it's true: we have been a bit hard on men of late - after all, many of them are such delightful creatures..." (Inside) "Alas, isn't it just a pity so few of them are worth shaving our legs for."

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  • DSM 782

    DSM 782

    Sure... Martha Stewart grows her own corn, probably weaves her own linen sheets, and she's like - a gazillionaire... (Inside) ...and the rest of us have a sex life.

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  • DSM 783

    DSM 783

    "Oh, Helen... It was such a shock to hear the doctor say that if your Herbert doesn't make love at least three times a day - he'll die." (Inside) "I know, Dear, we'll all miss him."

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  • DSM 787

    DSM 787

    "My mom insists that she's not getting fat..." (Inside) "She says that she has become a Cellulite Enthusiast."

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  • DSM 796

    DSM 796

    In a world without men, there would be no football or crime... (Inside) ...and lots of pudgy, happy women who never felt compelled to shave their legs.

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