Quick view DSM 1300 We were just discussing the Life Cycle of Men... (Inside) They're born. They're wrong. They die. $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 873 A Woman's Prayer: I ask for... Wisdom, to understand my man; Love, to forgive him; and Patience for his moods; (Inside) "Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I may just beat that man to death. Amen." $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM3312B - Humor Card "In some recent survey supposedly a majority of women admitted they were a nicer person on a "Good Hair Day"... (Inside) "Yah, well, I think all those survey people can Kiss my Great Aunt Fanny's fanny." $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM3336D - Humor Card "After taking the morning off from the factory, MaryLou grabs a quick snooze on a park bench while imagining..." (Inside) "...a world in which no man is ever born allergic to vacuum cleaners and dish soap." $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM3422 - Women's Humor Card "Oh, I suppose chasing around after a cute Boy Toy now and then is a nice enough diversion..." (Inside) "...but there's just nothing like a man of any age who can do his own laundry." $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM3440B - Women's Humor Card "The girls from the steno pool would often lunch together in the park, occasionally dreaming of a man who shares their muli-tasking skills at things like cooking and changing diapers, and..." (Inside) "Then they would wake up." $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 1819 In the Beginning, God promised men that good and obedient wives could be found in all the four corners of the earth. (Inside) And then He made the world round; and He laughed, and He laughed...and He laughed. $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 1980 It's said that you can tell a lot about a woman by her hands... (Inside) For instance, if they're placed firmly around your neck... she could be a little upset. $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 1909 Decades of dedicated research yield fascinating findings: A man's idea of the Perfect Woman: 38-24-36 A woman's idea of the Perfect Man: (Inside) $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 1533 "I just said a little prayer to thank the Lord that, so far today... I have not been nasty, selfish, grumpy or greedy, or gossiped, lost my temper, complained or cursed at anyone." (Inside) "But since I'll be getting out of bed pretty soon, I may have... $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 1026 It's high time we all stop wasting so much energy trying to be "politically correct" about menopause... (Inside) ...a hot flash is not a 'power surge' - it's just a darned, annoying hot flash. Basically, menopause really sucks. $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 1211 "Yeah, well maybe you think of it as having a big butt..." (Inside) "...while I just prefer to think of it as having 'a very sturdy foundation'." $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
