DSM 1300 We were just discussing the Life Cycle of Men... (Inside) They're born. They're wrong. They die. $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
DSM 873 A Woman's Prayer: I ask for... Wisdom, to understand my man; Love, to forgive him; and Patience for his moods; (Inside) "Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I may just beat that man to death. Amen." $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
DSM 1819 In the Beginning, God promised men that good and obedient wives could be found in all the four corners of the earth. (Inside) And then He made the world round; and He laughed, and He laughed...and He laughed. $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
DSM 1980 It's said that you can tell a lot about a woman by her hands... (Inside) For instance, if they're placed firmly around your neck... she could be a little upset. $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
DSM 1909 Decades of dedicated research yield fascinating findings: A man's idea of the Perfect Woman: 38-24-36 A woman's idea of the Perfect Man: (Inside) $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
DSM 1533 "I just said a little prayer to thank the Lord that, so far today... I have not been nasty, selfish, grumpy or greedy, or gossiped, lost my temper, complained or cursed at anyone." (Inside) "But since I'll be getting out of bed pretty soon, I may have... $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
DSM 1026 It's high time we all stop wasting so much energy trying to be "politically correct" about menopause... (Inside) ...a hot flash is not a 'power surge' - it's just a darned, annoying hot flash. Basically, menopause really sucks. $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
DSM 1211 "Yeah, well maybe you think of it as having a big butt..." (Inside) "...while I just prefer to think of it as having 'a very sturdy foundation'." $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
DSM 1338 Recent studies revealed that the kind of man a woman finds attractive can differ, depending upon the time of the month... (Inside) For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged, masculine features. However, if she is in the... $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
DSM 1525 "As women, we are all familiar with the saying: '...that which does not kill me will only make me stronger...'" (Inside) "But personally, I feel like... '...that which does not kill me usually makes me feel anxious, bitchy, needy and vulnerable...'... $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
DSM 1702 Seriously... if stress burned calories, we'd all be a Size 2! (Inside) But alas, it don't and we ain't. $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
DSM 1736 Dear Lord, I need some help with patience; and I probably need a little help with finances... (Inside) ...but most of all, Lord, please help me to accept the many, many things that can't be fixed at the salon. $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
