Women's Humor

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 873

    A Woman's Prayer: I ask for... Wisdom, to understand my man; Love, to forgive him; and Patience for his moods; (Inside) "Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I may just beat that man to death. Amen."

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  • DSM3312B - Humor Card

    "In some recent survey supposedly a majority of women admitted they were a nicer person on a "Good Hair Day"...   (Inside) "Yah, well, I think all those survey people can Kiss my Great Aunt Fanny's fanny."

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  • DSM3336D - Humor Card

    "After taking the morning off from the factory, MaryLou grabs a quick snooze on a park bench while imagining..."   (Inside) "...a world in which no man is ever born allergic to vacuum cleaners and dish soap."

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  • DSM 1819

    In the Beginning, God promised men that good and obedient wives could be found in all the four corners of the earth. (Inside) And then He made the world round; and He laughed, and He laughed...and He laughed.

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  • DSM 1980

    It's said that you can tell a lot about a woman by her hands... (Inside) For instance, if they're placed firmly around your neck... she could be a little upset.

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  • DSM 1909

    Decades of dedicated research yield fascinating findings: A man's idea of the Perfect Woman: 38-24-36 A woman's idea of the Perfect Man: (Inside)

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  • DSM 1533

    "I just said a little prayer to thank the Lord that, so far today... I have not been nasty, selfish, grumpy or greedy, or gossiped, lost my temper, complained or cursed at anyone." (Inside) "But since I'll be getting out of bed pretty soon, I may have...

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  • DSM 1026

    It's high time we all stop wasting so much energy trying to be "politically correct" about menopause... (Inside) ...a hot flash is not a 'power surge' - it's just a darned, annoying hot flash. Basically, menopause really sucks.

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  • DSM 1211

    "Yeah, well maybe you think of it as having a big butt..." (Inside) "...while I just prefer to think of it as having 'a very sturdy foundation'."

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  • DSM 1338

    Recent studies revealed that the kind of man a woman finds attractive can differ, depending upon the time of the month... (Inside) For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged, masculine features. However, if she is in the...

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  • DSM 1525

    "As women, we are all familiar with the saying: '...that which does not kill me will only make me stronger...'" (Inside) "But personally, I feel like... '...that which does not kill me usually makes me feel anxious, bitchy, needy and vulnerable...'...

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