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  • DSM 1022

    DSM 1022

    It's true, you know the very best antiques around are old friends. (Inside) I'm so glad you're around, my friend.

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  • DSM 1038

    DSM 1038

    Just remember this on your birthday... (at your age, it will help) (Inside) We all look good by candlelight. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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  • DSM 1312

    DSM 1312

    Would'a called to wish you a Happy Birthday, "butt"... (Inside) ...kinda figured you might be busy celebrating. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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  • DSM 1507

    DSM 1507

    Obviously, my 'fountain of youth' has made the years just fall away... ...and my hair and my teeth, and a few other things... (Inside) But enough about me ~ let's talk about you, because... It's your Birthday!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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  • DSM 1508

    DSM 1508

    "I remembered that you didn't want to celebrate your birthdays anymore..." (Inside) "However, I am currently disinclined to acquiesce to your request." SO, HA, HA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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  • DSM 1643

    DSM 1643

    Behold... the many lovely faces of You... (Inside) (darn shame they're all your age) HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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  • DSM 739

    DSM 739

    "I had me a wife once..." (Inside) "Then her husband come and took her home."

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  • DSM 771

    DSM 771

    Please have a... (Inside) HAPPY BIRTHDAY (oops, try again) Happy Everyday! (much better)

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  • DSM 798

    DSM 798

    "...and I rode ole Dynamite at the Cheyenne Rodeo after I whooped them three big Nebraska farm boys, and then I took the Rodeo Queen to the dance..." (Inside) So, what did you do on your Birthday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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  • DSM 821

    DSM 821

    Happy Birthday... (Inside) ...And many, many more!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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  • DSM 840

    DSM 840

    "Personally, I think that before a man is tempted to criticize his wife..." (Inside) "...he should remember that it may have been those worrisome 'defects' that prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married."

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