NEW 2019 Cards

  • DSM3401 - Birthday Front

    DSM3401 - Birthdays

    "so, for your Birthday, do ya want the appropriate number of cupcakes with a single candle on each one..."   (Inside) "...or do you prefer all the candles on just the one huge cake... and a fire extinguisher? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

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  • DSM3405 - Birthday Front

    DSM3405 - Birthdays

    "What do you mean "have I ever lied about my age?!!" Well, maybe once."   (Inside) "Twice. Okay, honestly... five times, tops. But wan't it your birthday we were talking about? Happy Birthday"

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  • DSM3406 - Anniversary Front

    DSM3406 - Anniversary

    "Two secrets to living Happily Ever After... Ladies: Never ask his opinion on your outfit or your hair."   (Inside) "Gents: When she does ask, LIE THROUGH YOUR TEETH HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!"

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  • DSM3418 - Pet Sympathy Front

    DSM3418 - Pet Sympathy Card

    (Inside) "Grammy says maybe our pets are here for so short a time 'cuz they get all worn out from loving us so very much..."   (Inside) "Yeah, and that's probably why it hurts so bad when they're gone. So sorry for the loss of your Special...

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  • DSM3420 - Birthday Front

    DSM3420 - Birthdays

    "So, like... it's your Birthday and I thought you should know, just in case you were wondering..."   (Inside) "Officially, you're pretty old now. And, um... well, that's all. HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

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  • DSM3422 Women's Humor Front

    DSM3422 - Women's Humor Card

    "Oh, I suppose chasing around after a cute Boy Toy now and then is a nice enough diversion..."   (Inside) "...but there's just nothing like a man of any age who can do his own laundry."

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  • DSM3423 - Birthday Front

    DSM3423 - Birthdays

    "BREAKING GOOD NEWS!! Today you should celebrate your Birthday and 'party down' like there's no tomorrow!!"   (Inside) "THE HISTORICALLY BAD NEWS: There is a tomorrow. HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

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