NEW 2017 Cards

  • DSM3156

    DSM3156

    I read somewhere that going bra-less can pull all the wrinkles gotta your face and neck...   (Inside) Cheap facelift, sure, but perhaps a little shocking for the rest of society? HAPPY BIRTHDAY   • Made in the USA •...

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  • DSM3163

    DSM3163

    Hey BIRTHDAY GIRL! Sure, we may be a bit older now, but guess what?   (Inside) We're not the only ones! HAPPY BIRTHDAY   • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM3168

    DSM3168

    Official Birthday Day Instructions   (Inside) Wake Up Count Wrinkles Party Eat Cake Repeat HAPPY BIRTHDAY   • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM3176

    DSM3176

    Evidently, lots of folks sort of freak out on their birthday at the thought of waking up another year older...   (Inside) But we've just decided to find it charming instead.   • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM3181

    DSM3181

    When most people get to your age, they get all grumpy and wrinkly and gray and stuff like that.   (Inside) Well, maybe next year. HAPPY BIRTHDAY   • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM3182

    DSM3182

    Oh, please, spare us the drama...   (Inside) You had a birthday. You're old now. Deal with it.   • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM3185

    DSM3185

    I confirmed this on the internet: All those birthdays you've refused to acknowledge since you hit 39...   (Inside) ...could gang up on you all at once. Eewwwww!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY   • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM3187BD

    DSM3187BD

    My Sister...   (Inside) My Best Friend I think. (sometimes) HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SIS   • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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