Caution: Annoying the cook often results in starvation
I only have a kitchen 'cuz it came with the condo.
I only have a kitchen 'cuz it came with the house
Kitchen Closed Due to Illness (On account of the cook is really, really sick of cooking)
Dinner Specials: Take It, Leave It, Fix it Yourself, Order Out
If you are what you eat...then in this house I'm fast, cheap and easy
Many have dined here, few have died.
Fresh Pies Served Daily (but not here)
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Fair Warning: I Kiss WAY Better than I Cook
I only have a kitchen cuz it came with the house.
Please don't confuse me with the maid we don't have