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• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 881

    DSM 881

    "I used to be very skinny (and unhappy)..." (Inside) "And now? Well, let's just say I'm very, very happy."

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  • DSM 882

    DSM 882

    Too much chocolate... (Inside) ...so little time.

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  • DSM 404

    DSM 404

    "Okay, Madge...picture this: ...me...on the couch...naked...waiting for Henry in my 'love dress'... "So, Martha... what happened next?" (Inside) "Well, Henry said... '...your love dress needs ironing, Martha... so, what's for supper?'"

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  • DSM 410

    DSM 410

    You put the "FUN" back in dysfunctional. Inside Blank

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  • DSM 402

    DSM 402

    "It's been discussed and it's been decided..." (Inside) "You'd better shape up or you're going right straight to heck."

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  • DSM 884

    DSM 884

    "Ever since I've gone into denial..." (Inside) "Well, I just feel terrific!"

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  • DSM 870

    DSM 870

    "I just think you can't say that I'm nagging..." (Inside) "...especially since I'm always right."

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  • DSM 874

    DSM 874

    Some days are just a total waste of makeup. (Inside) So how are you?

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  • DSM 803

    DSM 803

    Some families are a lot like fudge... (Inside) ...mostly sweet and with just a few nuts.

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  • DSM 777

    DSM 777

    Veni. Vidi. Visa. (Inside) I Came. I Saw. I Did A Little Shopping. (So, what have you been up to?)

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  • DSM 768

    DSM 768

    "By the time I reached this point in life I had hoped to still be thankful for many, many things..." (Inside) "But I think I'm most thankful that wrinkles don't hurt."

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  • DSM 1018

    DSM 1018

    Sometimes I say dirty words and then I feel bad... (Inside) But every time I say that dirty word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate and then I feel much better!

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