Humor

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 3040

    "Oh, you're absolutely right, Trudy, it is a darned good thing that men don't give birth..."    (Inside) "...given their inherent inability to multitask, there's simply no way that any man could push and scream at the same time...

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  • DSM 3076

    It's just one of those funny things people say... "You know, you can go to hell for lying about your age..."   (Inside) But don't you worry: I'm driving that bus, so I'll save you a seat! (us girls gotta stick together) HAPPY...

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  • DSM 402

    "It's been discussed and it's been decided..." (Inside) "You'd better shape up or you're going right straight to heck."

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  • DSM 404

    "Okay, Madge...picture this: ...me...on the couch...naked...waiting for Henry in my 'love dress'... "So, Martha... what happened next?" (Inside) "Well, Henry said... '...your love dress needs ironing, Martha... so, what's for supper?'"

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  • DSM 405

    "What we want to know is..." (Inside) "...exactly how much fun can we have before we go straight to heck?"

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  • DSM 406

    Oh, sure... Back then I could eat chocolate: (Inside) But now, I just rub it on my thighs. (well, that's where it always ends up)

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  • DSM 432

    PSST! (Inside) You know... No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat. Oh, they're very unrepentant.

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  • DSM 706

    It's true... (Inside) "I have all too often found sex to be an unnecessary, gratuitous behavior whose ultimate redemptive and reciprocal qualities seldom suffice as a satisfactory form of stress release, and therefore leave one craving chocolate. In...

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