Humor

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 1301

    I decided that I'm not going to worry about dieting anymore. I'm going to accept myself, and love me just as I am... (Inside) Besides, plump girls are harder to kidnap.

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  • DSM 1304

    Instead of always tryin' to keep up with 'The Jones'..." (Inside) ...let's just drag 'em down to our level!!

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  • DSM 1338

    Recent studies revealed that the kind of man a woman finds attractive can differ, depending upon the time of the month... (Inside) For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged, masculine features. However, if she is in the...

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  • DSM 1342

    When considering all the bumps along the 'Road of Life'... (Inside) ...it's actually really nice to be 'well-cushioned'.

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  • DSM 1345

    I always wanted someone to have their way with me... (Inside) ...but I hadn't figured on it being gravity!

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  • DSM 1412

    I admit it... I cheat on my diet. (Inside) But thankfully, the guilt I feel does seem to be burning a few extra calories.

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  • DSM 1414

    Believe it on not, there are places in the world where big butts and cellulite are considered to be sexy... (Inside) Oh, Happy Day! Somewhere, there's a place for us!

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  • DSM 1416

    An interesting new study revealed surprising results regarding how women feel about their asses; 30% think they're too fat... 10% think they're too skinny... (Inside) ...and the remaining 60% say they don't care because they love him, he's a good man,...

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  • DSM 1421

    There's only one thing that could be better than a good friend like you... (Inside) ...and that's a good friend with chocolate!

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