Humor

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 820A

    What's a gal to do when she finds her "ex" writing on the ground in terrible agony? (Inside) Well, DUHHH!! Shoot him again!

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  • DSM 828A

    Support hose, hot flashes, mood swings... (Inside) ...bunions, thinning hair, cataracts, "sagging everything," cellulite, liver spots... we just have so darn much to look forward to!

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  • DSM 838

    So, what is the absolute sexiest position in which a woman could hope to find a man? (Inside) Vacuuming.

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  • DSM 842

    "Good, so you completely understand..." (Inside) "...from the day you get married until the day you die, you will never be right again."• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 862

    There are 3 kinds of men: Those who learn by reading, the few who learn by observation... (Inside) And the rest? Well, they just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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  • DSM 870

    "I just think you can't say that I'm nagging..." (Inside) "...especially since I'm always right."

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  • DSM 881

    "I used to be very skinny (and unhappy)..." (Inside) "And now? Well, let's just say I'm very, very happy."

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