Humor

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 766

    "Oh, don't waste any more time looking for a sensitive, honest, financially secure, emotionally stable man with a cute butt..." (Inside) "Most of them already have a boyfriend."

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  • DSM 768

    "By the time I reached this point in life I had hoped to still be thankful for many, many things..." (Inside) "But I think I'm most thankful that wrinkles don't hurt."

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  • DSM 777

    Veni. Vidi. Visa. (Inside) I Came. I Saw. I Did A Little Shopping. (So, what have you been up to?)

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  • DSM 778

    "Oh, yes, I do believe it's true: we have been a bit hard on men of late - after all, many of them are such delightful creatures..." (Inside) "Alas, isn't it just a pity so few of them are worth shaving our legs for."

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  • DSM 782

    Sure... Martha Stewart grows her own corn, probably weaves her own linen sheets, and she's like - a gazillionaire... (Inside) ...and the rest of us have a sex life.

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  • DSM 783

    "Oh, Helen... It was such a shock to hear the doctor say that if your Herbert doesn't make love at least three times a day - he'll die." (Inside) "I know, Dear, we'll all miss him."

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  • DSM 787

    "My mom insists that she's not getting fat..." (Inside) "She says that she has become a Cellulite Enthusiast."

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  • DSM 793

    "So that's when I said... and while you're at it..." (Inside) ...You can just kiss the other side, too."

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  • DSM 796

    In a world without men, there would be no football or crime... (Inside) ...and lots of pudgy, happy women who never felt compelled to shave their legs.

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