Humor

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 404

    DSM 404

    "Okay, Madge...picture this: ...me...on the couch...naked...waiting for Henry in my 'love dress'... "So, Martha... what happened next?" (Inside) "Well, Henry said... '...your love dress needs ironing, Martha... so, what's for supper?'"

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  • DSM 405

    DSM 405

    "What we want to know is..." (Inside) "...exactly how much fun can we have before we go straight to heck?"

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  • DSM 406

    DSM 406

    Oh, sure... Back then I could eat chocolate: (Inside) But now, I just rub it on my thighs. (well, that's where it always ends up)

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  • DSM 432

    DSM 432

    PSST! (Inside) You know... No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat. Oh, they're very unrepentant.

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  • DSM 706

    DSM 706

    It's true... (Inside) "I have all too often found sex to be an unnecessary, gratuitous behavior whose ultimate redemptive and reciprocal qualities seldom suffice as a satisfactory form of stress release, and therefore leave one craving chocolate. In...

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  • DSM 711A

    DSM 711A

    While at Catholic Academy, we received an excellent education and we learned the value of discipline. But most of all... (Inside) ...we learned to love the taste of soap.

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  • DSM 713

    DSM 713

    "Good Heavens, Madge; I just can't believe you have to ask why I'm on two diets now!" (Inside) "Because I didn't get enough to eat on just one!"

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  • DSM 716

    DSM 716

    Since ladies neither belch, nor snore, nor pass gas... (Inside) We simply must nag, or we'll blow up!

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