Humor

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 1423

    DSM 1423

    Bad day? Car quit? Dog ran off? Milk's gone bad? Your best friend moved far, far away? Bummer. (Inside) Well, whadya say... you and me... a little cake and a good cry!

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  • DSM 1501

    DSM 1501

    "Well, I suppose you could just call me 'Princess'...." (Inside) ...although I prefer the phrase... 'Madam Queen Goddess of her Most Royal Highest... please, may I buy you diamonds?' But I know you meant well."

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  • DSM 1521

    DSM 1521

    "You're asking if I think that dress makes you look fat?" (Inside) "Well, let me see... ...does this hat make me look stupid?"

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  • DSM 1522

    DSM 1522

    "There aren't many things I'm really sure of, but I am quite certain that..." (Inside) ...life is just too darned short to dance with ugly men.

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  • DSM 1523

    DSM 1523

    Just remember that in life, it's not about how much we have... it's about how much we love. (Inside) So you give me everything you have... and I'll love you even more!

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  • DSM 1525

    DSM 1525

    "As women, we are all familiar with the saying: '...that which does not kill me will only make me stronger...'" (Inside) "But personally, I feel like... '...that which does not kill me usually makes me feel anxious, bitchy, needy and vulnerable...'...

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  • DSM 1535

    DSM 1535

    "So, tell the truth: Is it me, or has the whole world become a festival of idiots!" (Inside) Oh...

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  • DSM 1542

    DSM 1542

    I swear... if one more charity calls asking for used clothing for the starving, I just might tell them the truth... (Inside) ...anybody who can fit into my clothes... AIN'T STARVING!

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  • DSM 1651

    DSM 1651

    Feelin' kind blue? Need a little pick-me-up? (Inside) Well, you just never, EVER underestimate the awesome power of pitchin' a good, old-fashioned Hissy Fit!!!

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  • DSM 1659

    DSM 1659

    Oh, get over yourself! You heard what I said, "_ _ _ T HAPPENS!" (Inside) Yes, that's right... "D U S T HAPPENS!" Deal with it.

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  • DSM 1727

    DSM 1727

    Since it's your birthday, I guess you can "do/think/feel/say" pretty much whatever you want. (Inside) As for me... well, I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell her to tell me to do. It's just easier that way. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the...

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