Humor

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 1338

    DSM 1338

    Recent studies revealed that the kind of man a woman finds attractive can differ, depending upon the time of the month... (Inside) For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged, masculine features. However, if she is in the...

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  • DSM 1342

    DSM 1342

    When considering all the bumps along the 'Road of Life'... (Inside) ...it's actually really nice to be 'well-cushioned'.

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  • DSM 1345

    DSM 1345

    I always wanted someone to have their way with me... (Inside) ...but I hadn't figured on it being gravity!

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  • DSM 1412

    DSM 1412

    I admit it... I cheat on my diet. (Inside) But thankfully, the guilt I feel does seem to be burning a few extra calories.

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  • DSM 1414

    DSM 1414

    Believe it on not, there are places in the world where big butts and cellulite are considered to be sexy... (Inside) Oh, Happy Day! Somewhere, there's a place for us!

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  • DSM 1416

    DSM 1416

    An interesting new study revealed surprising results regarding how women feel about their asses; 30% think they're too fat... 10% think they're too skinny... (Inside) ...and the remaining 60% say they don't care because they love him, he's a good man,...

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  • DSM 1421

    DSM 1421

    There's only one thing that could be better than a good friend like you... (Inside) ...and that's a good friend with chocolate!

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  • DSM 1422

    DSM 1422

    Yeah, it's me... the freakin' Happiness Fairy... and I just sprinkled some Happy Dust on you. (Inside) So, smile already... this Happy Fairy Dust crap is expensive, and I have other people who need cheering up.

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  • DSM 1423

    DSM 1423

    Bad day? Car quit? Dog ran off? Milk's gone bad? Your best friend moved far, far away? Bummer. (Inside) Well, whadya say... you and me... a little cake and a good cry!

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  • DSM 1501

    DSM 1501

    "Well, I suppose you could just call me 'Princess'...." (Inside) ...although I prefer the phrase... 'Madam Queen Goddess of her Most Royal Highest... please, may I buy you diamonds?' But I know you meant well."

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