Humor

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 1104

    DSM 1104

    "Well, bless her heart, I suppose the poor girl can't help being ugly..." (Inside) "...but then, she could have stayed home."

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  • DSM 1211

    DSM 1211

    "Yeah, well maybe you think of it as having a big butt..." (Inside) "...while I just prefer to think of it as having 'a very sturdy foundation'."

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  • DSM 1213

    DSM 1213

    "I should probably spend more time at the gym..." (Inside) "...but I'm afraid I'm just fundamentally opposed to organized exercise."

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  • DSM 1231

    DSM 1231

    "Some women are born to shop, while others are born to be rich. Still others are born to be beautiful..." (Inside) "...but me, I was just born to bitch!"

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  • DSM 1245

    DSM 1245

    "I don't think I'm all the way crazy yet..." (Inside) "...my sanity's just frayed a little bit around the edges."

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  • DSM 1248

    DSM 1248

    You just know you're having a bad day... (Inside) ...when the face in your mirror looks just like the photo on your drivers license!

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  • DSM 1276

    DSM 1276

    Internet dating can be a lot like that movie, The Wizard of Oz, only different... (Inside) ...Dragons, and Fairies, and Toads, OH MY!!!

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  • DSM 1301

    DSM 1301

    I decided that I'm not going to worry about dieting anymore. I'm going to accept myself, and love me just as I am... (Inside) Besides, plump girls are harder to kidnap.

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  • DSM 1304

    DSM 1304

    Instead of always tryin' to keep up with 'The Jones'..." (Inside) ...let's just drag 'em down to our level!!

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