Humor

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 1307

    DSM 1307

    Frankly, I think our friends are God's way of apologizing for some of the relatives we got. Inside Blank

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  • DSM 873

    DSM 873

    A Woman's Prayer: I ask for... Wisdom, to understand my man; Love, to forgive him; and Patience for his moods; (Inside) "Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I may just beat that man to death. Amen."

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  • DSM 880

    DSM 880

    "Masquerading as a normal person...day, after day, after day..." (Inside) "...well, it's just exhausting."

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  • DSM 1819

    DSM 1819

    In the Beginning, God promised men that good and obedient wives could be found in all the four corners of the earth. (Inside) And then He made the world round; and He laughed, and He laughed...and He laughed.

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  • DSM 1980

    DSM 1980

    It's said that you can tell a lot about a woman by her hands... (Inside) For instance, if they're placed firmly around your neck... she could be a little upset.

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  • DSM 1909

    DSM 1909

    Decades of dedicated research yield fascinating findings: A man's idea of the Perfect Woman: 38-24-36 A woman's idea of the Perfect Man: (Inside)

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  • DSM 1533

    DSM 1533

    "I just said a little prayer to thank the Lord that, so far today... I have not been nasty, selfish, grumpy or greedy, or gossiped, lost my temper, complained or cursed at anyone." (Inside) "But since I'll be getting out of bed pretty soon, I may have...

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  • DSM 1018

    DSM 1018

    Sometimes I say dirty words and then I feel bad... (Inside) But every time I say that dirty word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate and then I feel much better!

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  • DSM 1026

    DSM 1026

    It's high time we all stop wasting so much energy trying to be "politically correct" about menopause... (Inside) ...a hot flash is not a 'power surge' - it's just a darned, annoying hot flash. Basically, menopause really sucks.

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  • DSM 1036

    DSM 1036

    You know, they've done a lot of research about this stuff and found that about 90% of families are dysfunctional... (Inside) ...and the other 10% are just in denial.

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