"Mirror, Mirror, on the wall... Please make him rich and make him tall..."
(Inside)
"...and make him fun to be with, and smart, and handsome, and sexy, and sensitive, and loving, and kind to animals, and a good cook, and a great father, and no video games, and interesting, and tidy and handy around the house, and... Oh, heck, just make him nothing like the last one!!"