Dear Sweet Memories

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

 

  • DSM 1810

    DSM 1810

    BREAKING NEWS: Scientists perfect age-old formula for a Totally Terrific Birthday: First, you start with booze. (Inside) And then, well, you can always add more booze... HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1814

    DSM 1814

    While it's no secret you have a Birthday coming up... I'm having a hard time understanding how anybody your age can still look that GREAT! (Inside) So I'm really, really mad. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 1820

    DSM 1820

    I hate to admit it, but I can actually remember a day when I didn't bitch or nag, or even whine about anything. (Inside) But come to think of it, it was just that one day... and then I got married.

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  • DSM 1822

    DSM 1822

    Important Tips for Every Woman: •Find a man who will gladly help with housework and will keep a job. •Find a man who makes you laugh. •Find a man you can count on and who won't lie to you. •Find a man who loves you and will spoil you...

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  • DSM 1823

    DSM 1823

    "Mirror, Mirror, on the wall... Please make him rich and make him tall..." (Inside) "...and make him fun to be with, and smart, and handsome, and sexy, and sensitive, and loving, and kind to animals, and a good cook, and a great father, and no video...

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  • DSM 1826

    DSM 1826

    When I had you appraised, Sis, my suspicion was confirmed... (Inside) ...you're absolutely priceless.

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  • DSM 1834

    DSM 1834

    They are never gone... those who still live in the hearts of those they leave behind. (Native American proverb) (Inside) With Heartfelt Sympathy

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  • DSM 1835

    DSM 1835

    Mmmm... Green Jell-O and Sludge... Hospital Food... Yummy. (Inside) Well, you know how to fix that... Get Well Soon!

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  • DSM 1840

    DSM 1840

    Hey, Birthday Person! Well, aren't we just looking younger and younger these days!!! (Inside) Yes... we aren't. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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