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DSM 1659
Oh, get over yourself! You heard what I said, "_ _ _ T HAPPENS!" (Inside) Yes, that's right... "D U S T HAPPENS!" Deal with it.
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DSM 1640
So, I was just wondering... do you think this hat makes my butt look big? (Inside) Oh...
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DSM 1651
Feelin' kind blue? Need a little pick-me-up? (Inside) Well, you just never, EVER underestimate the awesome power of pitchin' a good, old-fashioned Hissy Fit!!!
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DSM 786
It's your Birthday! (Inside) ...so milk it for all it's worth. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 785
It's your Birthday! (Inside) How exciting! HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 784
Smile... (Inside) It's the second best thing you can do with your lips. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 775
So it's your birthday again. Well, here's my gift to you: While it takes 42 muscles to frown, it only takes 4 muscles... (Inside) ...to reach out and bitch-slap someone across the room for still looking as good as you do. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!• Made...
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DSM 727
Another Birthday? (Inside) What a "drag."• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 412
"Did 'someone' forget to remind me about their birthday..." (Inside) "...again...?" HAPPY SLIGHTLY BELATED BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 702
I just can't believe I missed your birthday! (Inside) But if you will forgive me for that, I'll forgive you for not reminding me. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 797
Did I forget something? (Inside) Pick one: ___ Birthday ___ Anniversary ___ Other (I'm sorry)• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 773
There was talk about throwing a party for you, with the cake and ice cream, candles and presents, etc., etc.... (Inside) But at your age we would have needed a special fire permit. (sorry) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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Dear Sweet Memories
• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA