Dear Sweet Memories

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

 

  • DSM 766

    DSM 766

    "Oh, don't waste any more time looking for a sensitive, honest, financially secure, emotionally stable man with a cute butt..." (Inside) "Most of them already have a boyfriend."

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  • DSM 768

    DSM 768

    "By the time I reached this point in life I had hoped to still be thankful for many, many things..." (Inside) "But I think I'm most thankful that wrinkles don't hurt."

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  • DSM 769

    DSM 769

    You did it! You did it! (Inside) You really, really did it! CONGRATULATIONS!• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 772

    DSM 772

    Extra! Extra!!! READ ALL ABOUT IT!!! (Inside) IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!! (and I remembered) Now, isn't that extra special? HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 773

    DSM 773

    There was talk about throwing a party for you, with the cake and ice cream, candles and presents, etc., etc.... (Inside) But at your age we would have needed a special fire permit. (sorry) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 775

    DSM 775

    So it's your birthday again. Well, here's my gift to you: While it takes 42 muscles to frown, it only takes 4 muscles... (Inside) ...to reach out and bitch-slap someone across the room for still looking as good as you do. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!• Made...

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  • DSM 777

    DSM 777

    Veni. Vidi. Visa. (Inside) I Came. I Saw. I Did A Little Shopping. (So, what have you been up to?)

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  • DSM 778

    DSM 778

    "Oh, yes, I do believe it's true: we have been a bit hard on men of late - after all, many of them are such delightful creatures..." (Inside) "Alas, isn't it just a pity so few of them are worth shaving our legs for."

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