Quick view DSM 1630 As women, we are only as strong as the hairspray we use, the coffee we drink, and the girlfriends we've been blessed with. Inside: Lucky me! $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 1632 - Anniversary Card I loved you once, I love you still. I always have... (Inside) ...and I always will. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 1633 I'm just saying... If stress burned calories, we'd all be a Size '2'. (Inside) But alas... HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 1634 My Mamma always said... "If you got it, flaunt it. If you ain't got it, sell it." (Inside) And if you've got it, but you can't remember where you put it, then HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 1640 So, I was just wondering... do you think this hat makes my butt look big? (Inside) Oh... $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 1650 A recent article in some stupid medical journal advises that 30 minutes of exercise every day can extend your life. (Inside) So, by my calculation, by the time we're about 85 years old we'll be able to spend 5 additional months in a nursing home at... $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 1651 Feelin' kind blue? Need a little pick-me-up? (Inside) Well, you just never, EVER underestimate the awesome power of pitchin' a good, old-fashioned Hissy Fit!!! $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 1652 "Not all who wander are lost." (Inside) Although many of them have recently celebrated a birthday. (watch yourself) HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 1653 A tiny piece of advice for your upcoming Birthday: Don't tell anybody your new age this year. (Inside) Instead, say you'll be 29 (again) with years (and years and years) of experience. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 1656 For your Birthday I wish you equal measures of hope, and peace and love. But most of all... I hope you dance. (Inside) Cha-Cha, Tango, Frug, Jerk, Mash Potato, Square Dance... Ah, heck, just go wild!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA •... $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 1657 - Anniversary Card What else is there to say, but... (Inside) HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to one "jazzy" couple.• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
Quick view DSM 1659 Oh, get over yourself! You heard what I said, "_ _ _ T HAPPENS!" (Inside) Yes, that's right... "D U S T HAPPENS!" Deal with it. $3.25 Add to Cart Compare
