• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards • Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope• Made in the USA
Gosh... (Inside) ...really miss your ass!
You're gonna be HOW OLD?
Oh, well, Happy Birthday anyway!!• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
Somebody isn't feeling very good... (Inside) Can't wait 'til you can come out and play again!!! PLEASE GET WELL SOON
"Some women are born to shop, while others are born to be rich. Still others are born to be beautiful..." (Inside) "...but me, I was just born to bitch!"
Here's some useful wisdom from an old farmer's wife...
LIVE SIMPLY: Count your blessings before deciding you want something else you don't really need. LOVE GENEROUSLY: You can't give away what you don't have, so give away all the love you can...
"I don't really think of you as being old..."
"...you're just not young for your age anymore." HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
"Sit down, put your feet up, and enjoy...!"
"It's your Birthday!!!" HAVE A HAPPY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
"Oh, now don't you fret... you still have the skin of a 20-year old..."
"...it's just been badly folded." HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
"So, you say you're still having birthdays, but you're not going to get any older..."
Uh, OH!!! (sometimes I pee my pants when I laugh) HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
"I am not sulking..." (Inside) "...I'm just settin' here lookin' like I'm sulking."
"I don't think I'm all the way crazy yet..." (Inside) "...my sanity's just frayed a little bit around the edges."
You just know you're having a bad day... (Inside) ...when the face in your mirror looks just like the photo on your drivers license!