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DSM3311 - Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday, Dear." (Inside) "Back atcha, sweetie." HAPPY BIRTHDAY • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM3308 - Sister Birthday Card
"In life, sometimes you get a Sister..." (Inside) "And sometimes, if you're very, very lucky... you get a Forever Friend, too. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sis"
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DSM3340 - Sister Birthday Card
"Hey, Sis! Do you remember back when we were the normal ones at family gatherings?" (Inside) "Yah... me neither. HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
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DSM 1407
The secret to staying young? (Inside) Don't act your age! HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 2501
No matter how old some of us seem to get... (Inside) It's apparent that most of us are still just kids at heart! Happy Birthday • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1406
Wouldn't it be fun to grow up rich! (Inside) Too late!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1916
Recent studies have resulted in a redefined definition of success: (Inside) Success at 3 years old = not piddling your pants; 13 = having a friend 16 7/8 = having a drivers license 21 = getting to drink legally 35 = having money in the bank 50 =...
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DSM 1410
Instead of worrying about turning another year older on your birthday... (Inside) Just live your life so that every morning, when you plant your feet on the floor beside your bed, the devil gets a cold chill and says... "Oh, CRAP! She's awake!!!" HAPPY...
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DSM 836
"Now, Clara, don't you agree that sex is much better than cake?" (Inside) "...what kind of cake?"HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1971
Congratulations! You just got another year older and you haven't become one of those CRAZY OLD CAT LADIES... (Inside) Yet. Happy Birthday• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 867
It's time to put our "Big Girl Panties" on and just deal with it... (Inside) ...after all, it's just another Birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM1610A
Every year about this time the Birthday Fairy leaves her lovely gifts of gray roots, creaky joints, and spotty memory. Inside: Vindictive Bitch. Happy Birthday
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Birthdays
• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA