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DSM 1901
When it comes to birthday celebrations, some folks adopt that whole attitude of "Party 'til they pick you up." (Inside) But perhaps this year (considering your age and all) you might consider toning it down a bit. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA...
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DSM 1905
Congratulations on your Age Achievement. (Inside) But then, look at how danged long it took you! Happy Birthday • Made in the USA! • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1912
It's your Birthday and now you're Old... (Inside) Have a Bawl. Happy Birthday• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1049
As a Fairy Godmother, there are so many wonderful things to help out with... raising saggy butts, getting rid of gray hair, oh, and my personal favorite, wiping out those pesky wrinkles..." (Inside) "...but at your age, I'm afraid there isn't much that...
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DSM 1202
Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened!! (Inside) HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1975
Three Cheers for the Birthday Girl!!!! But just remember... (Inside) This is what can happen to girls who party too much on their Birthdays: Happy Birthday • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1978
OFFICIAL DEFINITION OF A BIRTHDAY: A day to blow out the candles and make a wish... (Inside) ...and a whole year to make that wish come true. Happy Birthday• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1735
CAUTION: Objects in mirror may appear older. (Inside) HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1989
I immediately thought of you when I read today's headline! (Inside) Yeah, I didn't believe it, either... Happy Birthday • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 2512
I appreciate your special spark of madness. (Inside) Never change a thing! Happy Birthday • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 1959
Ahhh... A little past Speed-Dating... (Inside) ...and rapidly approaching Carbon-Dating... Happy Birthday, Anyway• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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DSM 2515
Some Birthdays can be described in two words: Big Whoop. (Inside) I sure hope this doesn't ring true about YOUR birthday... Happy Birthday • Made in the USA • Recycled Papers
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Birthdays
• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA