Birthdays

• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 828

    DSM 828

    ...bunions, thinning hair, cataracts, "sagging everything," cellulite, liver spots... You just have so darn much to look forward to! HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 829

    DSM 829

    Lord, if it's not in Thy plans to make me skinny... (Inside) ...then please make all my friends fat. (except you) HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 830

    DSM 830

    "Okay, so it's true! I fell off my diet and ate a cookie." (Inside) "And now I'm so darned upset, I think I need to eat another one." HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 831

    DSM 831

    Hey, it's your birthday again... (Inside) Sure hope it's not a real stinker. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 832

    DSM 832

    "Well, I never... ever..." (Inside) ...EVER would have guessed you were that old! HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 833

    DSM 833

    "At my age, there's one thing I know I can count on..." (Inside) "...gravity always wins." HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 854

    DSM 854

    "I may not be perfect, but my dogs think I am." (Inside) "What a perfect time to wish you..." HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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  • DSM 855

    DSM 855

    Don't care if it is your Birthday... (Inside) ...all pouting must be pre-approved. HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM3101

    DSM3101

    While it may seem like a very rational solution to a desperate situation...   (Inside) ...unfortunately that Birthday Fairy is quite resourceful and she will find you anywhere. HAPPY BIRTHDAY   • Made in the USA • Recycled...

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  • DSM3103

    DSM3103

    I searched and searched for a special card with just the right words not too mean or silly or nice or mushy. Then I finally found this one.   (Inside) I love you more than anything... EVER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY   • Made in the USA...

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  • DSM3105

    DSM3105

    I've heard about people like you who look fabulous on their birthday, but won't go out to celebrate like a normal person because now they're "too old" ...   (Inside) Well, you need to drag your whiny little hiney out and have some...

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