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If you are what you eat...then in this house I'm fast, cheap and easy
Many have dined here, few have died.
Inside: But, then again, I'm a bit cross-eyed. Happy Birthday
Fresh Pies Served Daily (but not here)
Inside: Your generosity is too much. Thank you
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Inside: Someday soon, it's gonna be okay.
Inside: It's OK. We're all crazy here...
Inside: ...every, single day it should be a delicious, satisfying choice.