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• 4.25"x5.50" Greeting Cards 
• Printed on soft-bone colored Recycled Papers w/embossed photo corners
• Each card shipped w/Matching Envelope
• Made in the USA 

 

  • DSM 711A

    While at Catholic Academy, we received an excellent education and we learned the value of discipline. But most of all... (Inside) ...we learned to love the taste of soap.

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  • DSM 712A

    Oh, now don't go getting your drawers all in a dither, your panties in a pucker, or your knickers in a knot... (Inside) It's just another birthday... and you look fabulous! HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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  • DSM 775

    So it's your birthday again. Well, here's my gift to you: While it takes 42 muscles to frown, it only takes 4 muscles... (Inside) ...to reach out and bitch-slap someone across the room for still looking as good as you do. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!• Made...

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  • DSM 820A

    What's a gal to do when she finds her "ex" writing on the ground in terrible agony? (Inside) Well, DUHHH!! Shoot him again!

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  • DSM 863

    I'm smiling because you're my sister... (Inside) ...and I'm giggling because there's absolutely nothing you can do about it!

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  • DSM 881

    "I used to be very skinny (and unhappy)..." (Inside) "And now? Well, let's just say I'm very, very happy."

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  • DSM 895

    "The world sure has changed..." (Inside) "...back in our day, 'safe sex' meant not getting caught by your parents."

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  • DSM1047

    May the light always find you on a dreary day, When you need to be home, may you find your way...   (Inside) May you always have courage to take a chance, And may you never find frongs in your underpants.   • Made in the USA...

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  • DSM 1236

    Suppose you got old and got senile? Suppose nobody even noticed? (Inside) I didn't!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY• Made in the USA • Recycled Papers

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